top ten points to ponder posted by imani , Wednesday, September 23, 2009 at 2:59 PM, in Labels: imani's 'best list'

brewed coffee and sleeplessness gave birth to the following things everyone should consider:

1. Women are like bagels – they taste better when they’re hot.
2. You won’t know shite until it hits the fan
3. Men digress, they de-evolve, they aren’t pigs (the animal), they’re pork (the meat)
4. Your performance appraisal depends on your hemline.
5. It is a choice to be constantly…constantly evil.
6. Your peers tiptoe around you because they do not know you – because they are not privileged to.
7. What others consider genius actually just is bravado.
8. If you were single, I’d probably be straight.
9. I am not fazed by your gayness.
10. A man’s self-assurance is inversely proportional to his looks. Translation – if a guy is ugly, chances are he’d suppose he’s God’s greatest gift to women.