eros the bittersweet

my laundry list

smoked a cigarette
made out with a member of the same sex
crashed a friend's car
stolen a car
been in "love"
been dumped

shoplifted
been fired
been in a fist fight (with my male classmates, in grade school)
snuck out of my parent's house
had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
been arrested (i want to try this)
made out with a stranger
gone on a blind date
lied to a friend (for all the good reasons)
had a crush on a teacher
been to Europe (in my dreams)
skipped school
slept with a co-worker (ummm...)
seen someone die
been to Canada
been to Mexico
been on a plane
thrown up in a bar
purposely set a part of myself on fire (metaphorically)
eaten Sushi
been snowboarding
been moshing at a concert
been in an abusive relationship
taken painkillers (for my perennial back pain)
love someone or miss someone right now
laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by (with my college best friends in intramuros)
made a snow angel
had a tea party
flown a kite
built a sand castle
gone puddle jumping
played dress up
jumped into a pile of leaves
gone sledding
cheated while playing a game
been lonely
fallen asleep at work/school
(i have actually lost count)
used a fake id
watched the sunset
felt an earthquake

touched a snake
slept beneath the stars
been tickled
been robbed
been misunderstood

petted a reindeer/goat
won a contest
run a red light
been suspended from school
been in a car accident
had braces
felt like an outcast
eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
had deja vu
danced in the moonlight
hated the way you look

witnessed a crime
pole danced (I want to try this one too!)
questioned your heart
been obsessed with post-it notes
squished barefoot through the mud
been lost
been to the opposite side of the country

swam in the ocean
felt like dying
cried yourself to sleep

played cops and robbers
recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
sung karaoke
paid for a meal with only coins
done something you told yourself you wouldn't
made prank phone calls
laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose (correction - the beverage shot out of my nostrils)
caught a snowflake on your tongue
danced in the rain
written a letter to Santa Claus
been kissed under a mistletoe
(or in the rain...)
watched the sun rise with someone you care about
blown bubbles
made a bonfire on the beach

crashed a party
gone rollerskating
had a wish come true
humped a monkey
worn pearls
jumped off a bridge
screamed penis in class
ate dog/cat food ('tried tasting' dog food)
told a complete stranger you loved them
kissed a mirror
sang in the shower
have a little black dress
(every woman has to have one - i agree)
had a dream that you married someone
glued your hand to something
(to the wall to be exact)
got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
kissed a fish
worn the opposite sex's clothes
been a cheerleader
sat on a roof top
screamed at the top of your lungs
done a one-handed cartwheel
talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
stayed up all night

didn't take a shower for a week
pick and ate an apple right off the tree
climbed a tree
had a tree house
are scared to watch scary movies
believe in ghosts
have more than 30 pairs of shoes
worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
gone streaking
played ding-dong-ditch
played chicken
been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
been told you're hot by a complete stranger (i wish...nyahah)
broken a bone
been easily amused
caught a fish then ate it
made porn
caught a butterfly
laughed so hard you cried
cried so hard you laughed
mooned/flashed someone
had someone moon/flash you
cheated on a test
have a Britney Spears CD (i know someone who does)
forgotten someone's name
slept naked

French braided someone's hair
gone skinny dippin in a pool
been threatened to be kicked out of your house (they didn't have to tell me but i most certainly felt it...hehehe)
been kicked out of your house


this is for you mumai - for being a constant :)

1 comments:

quixotic said...

hahahaha!!! we have to do something about the pole dancing. ;-)

 

anais nin

and the day came when the risk to remain tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.

t.s. eliot

i should have been a pair of ragged claws.

frida kahlo

i hope the exit is joyful and i hope never to return.